Absurd Heights!

> 1. What is height of Fashion?
> Ans : Dhoti with a zip .

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> 2. What is height of Secrecy?
> Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.

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> 3. What is height of Active laziness?
> Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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> 4. What is height of Craziness?
> Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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> 5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
> Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you
> saw him / her last.

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> 6. What is height of Stupidity?
> Ans : A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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> 7. What is height of Honesty?
> Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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> 8. What is height of Suicide?
> Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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> 9. What is height of De-hydration?
> Ans : A cow giving milk powder.

> 10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
> Ans : Banta's house has caught fire and he is giving
> miss calls to the Fire brigade!!!